physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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