I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
We talked him into tasing himself.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Randomize
