Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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