Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Randomize
