You surviving the open bar?
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No awkward lesbian experiences without me
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
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