Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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