do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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