plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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