i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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