I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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