do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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