windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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