You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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