I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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