I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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