i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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