Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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