it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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