wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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