So drunk, too bad you don't want this
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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