I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Randomize
