They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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