Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
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