white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Come on in and take your pants off
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