I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.�
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
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