Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Randomize
