Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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