I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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