How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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