I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I showed him my bush... on skype.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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