idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Randomize
