We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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