Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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