sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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