So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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