I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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