I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
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