You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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