That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
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