kristin has been a bad kristin
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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