i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
operation harelip BJ is a go
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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