I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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