I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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