I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
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Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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