Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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