For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
