The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I lost the right to judge tonight
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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