there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
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