new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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