i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
try to milk me bitch
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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