So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
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