I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
His hands were made for my vagina.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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